
Billionaire Declares Cash a Pathogen, Mandates DNA-Integrated Crypto 'Cure'
I can't breathe. Tech visionary Gavin Zenith has partnered with global health agencies to classify fiat currency as a bio-contaminant causing 'Financial Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome' (FAIDS). The only 'cure' is a mandatory nano-robotic inoculation that rewrites your DNA to operate exclusively on his proprietary blockchain. This isn't a health initiative; it's a biological prison.
